Stray Photon presents Spraying the Rays' Christmas Appeal:Hello Readers!
Has anyone seen my Hat?
I left it on the 18:20 Whitton to Waterloo train last Monday.
Here's a brief description:
It was a long, blue thing running on rails, with wheels on the bottom, windows all around and lots of people in it.
Oh, you mean the hat? It looked a bit like this:
I've filled in the online lost property form but frankly they're ignoring me. I bet the Waterloo Lost Property office is run by a supporter of Arsenal. Or Tottenham. West Ham and Fulham also spring to mind for some reason.
In the first match since the Hat went missing the team have lost 4-1 to Sunderland. Dirty Northern bastards.
So it is urgent that the Hat is found soon.
It's a wild hope I know, but I wonder if perchance any readers might have connections with South-West trains and would be able to search the entire rolling stock for the item in question?
Anyway, if you have seen this Hat, please contact Spraying the Rays. A reward of £2.50 is offered for its safe return. It may not seem much, but hey, there is a credit crunch on you know. And for £3 I can get a new dandruff-free woolly Hat at Sainsbury's, albeit without the City badge.
Stray Photon would like to take this opportunity to wish all of Spraying the Rays' readers (Howesey and Istvanski) a Merry Christmas.But only if they find my Hat.Next Week: Spraying the Rays' guide to Top Christmas Presents for Your Loved Ones which will cost you Bugger All. ( NB: This item was postponed from this week to make way for the Appeal)