Spraying the Rays

The Alternative Radiographer

12 October 2010

Rescue attempt fails...

Fab: not

Spraying the Rays can exclusively reveal that the Football Association have approached the Chilean government regarding the availability of the San Jose mine after the expected rescue of the 33 trapped miners in the next few hours.

England manager Fabio Capello told STR’s award-winning Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon that he had asked the FA to secure the facility for use as the team’s next training camp;

“It would be ideal for us. After failing to beat Montenegro at Wembley, my boys want to disappear into the biggest hole we can find.”

Next week: The Con-Lib Coalition goverment denies responsibility for England's poor football performance; "David has told me to say that it's all due to Gordon Brown's mismanagement of the economy," says Nick Clegg.


At 2:37 p.m., October 16, 2010, Blogger Howesy said...

good idea, send 'em dahn, the slaaaaaags.
and don't bother using the capsule, just shove 'em in the hole....


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