Wenger fury at Fabregas "incident"

Fabregas: stray sputum

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger last night expressed his displeasure with his club captain Cesc Fabregas following allegations that the sidelined midfielder spat at Hull assistant manager Brian Horton following the Gunners' controversial 2-1 win in the FA cup quarter final.

"This is completely unacceptable." said the Frenchman. "For the money these young players get paid nowadays I expect them at least to hit the target."

Other Hull City news: in an exclusive interview with Spraying the Rays' Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon, living legend Dean "Wembley Winner" Windass revealed the real reason behind his shock return to the KC stadium following his unsuccessful loan spell at Oldham.

Windass: wrong lard

"You begged me," he told the award winning reporter. "You haven't blogged for weeks cos you've got nowt to write about with me away from 'Ull. And you've got no excuses to print a picture of me to annoy your mates. Plus the chips in Lancashire are rubbish."

Next week: New staff at the Emirates: Wenger courts further controversy with choice of new coaching team...