Spraying the Rays

The Alternative Radiographer

16 November 2008

Voting scandals: Then and Now





Major and Currie: saucy Saturday night routines



Controversy rages over political correspondent John Sergeant's continued survival in the BBC's hit Saturday evening show, "Strictly Come Dancing".


Despite being consistently panned by the judges, the rotund reporter has been taken to the hearts of the Great British Public who continue to vote for him at the expense of more talented performers such as Cherie Lunghi, Heather Small, and Phil Daniels. (OK, well maybe not Phil Daniels)


But Spraying the Rays' Beer and Ballroom correspondent Stray Photon asks:


"Have we learned nothing?"


Sixteen years ago it was another militarisitically surnamed John with political connections who caused an upset when frumpy John Major was voted for by the British Public as Prime Minister despite the fact that rival Neil Kinnock was a better dancer.



Sergeant and Rihanoff: political scandal



Kinnock also had better policies.



But still the public voted for Major. Maybe they wanted to see more of his glamorous "dance" partner Edwina Currie.


Oh yes.


Here at Photon House however, we say, "What's the big deal?"



After all Sergeant isn't the only newcomer who is making himself unwelcome this season by remaining in contention much longer than anyone expected...







Next week: Stray Photon manages to post an entire blog entry without mentioning that Hull City are in the Premier League...oh bollocks, that's not going to happen, is it?

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3 Comments:

At 12:51 pm, November 18, 2008, Blogger Robert Swipe said...

I wouldn't mind finding that Heather in *my* Smalls, Mr. Futon, I can tell you.

Oh no...

xxx
Bob

p.s. wierd versififification: arrolsh


....no, means nothing to me either(neither?)

 
At 7:36 pm, November 18, 2008, Blogger Stray Photon said...

and how about some Edwina in your curry...er, well maybe not.

 
At 3:02 pm, November 21, 2008, Blogger Howesy said...

I found a big hairy Barack in my tin of Obama last night. Is this a record?

 

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