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Photon: strayed?

An appeal from Spraying the Rays' Management

Dear Readers.

It is with great regret that we have to inform you that Spraying the Rays' legendary Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon is missing.

After filing his last report, and having failed to arrive at his desk at the STR offices this morning, all attempts to contact the Hull City supporting scribe have met with failure.

His mobile phone remains unanswered and his wife is unaware of his whereabouts.

Local residents reported hearing some commotion from the Photon household at around 6.30 pm on Saturday night. One neighbour, who preferred not to be named, spoke to Spraying the Rays:

"There was strangled cries coming through the wall on two separate occasions." said Mr Wilberforce (82). He continued:

"It was most unnerving. Something right strange must have been going on. I couldn't tell whether they was exclamations of joy or astonishment. Then about 30 minutes later that Robert Swipe blogger bloke left the house looking very cross, swearing and that. And we ain't seen Stray since."

However when she answered the door to STR's reporter, Arsenal-supporting Mrs Photon (23) stated, "I've no idea where the idle Northern get is. Have you tried the Prince of Wales? Or the Rifleman? Now clear off, if you don't mind. I'm having a new patio put down in the back garden. Thank you and goodnight."



If YOU have seen Stray Photon please contact us at the usual address. Spraying the Rays is prepared to offer a generous reward of £5 for any information leading to his whereabouts.

Next week: Lost Bloggers #2: We investigate the mysterious disappearance of blogging legend Istvanski.