Football Legends and their Christmas Presents
No. 1 in an occasional series:
Christmas with Windass
Deano: Wow! Brilliant! It's just what I wanted!
Dad of Windass: I thought you'd like it.
Deano: I love it! But, er, there's just one problem...
Dad of Windass: I'm sorry. They didn't have it in XXXL
Deano: No it's not that. It's just that, well, I play for Bradford City now, not Hull.
Dad of Windass: Don't worry about that. Just give me a couple of weeks. I know someone who will sort it out...
Hull City manager Phil Brown
Next week: More Polonium 210, Vicar?
posted by Stray Photon @ 3:32 pm
5 Comments:
I'm waiting to see how you can wangle a picture of Mr Windass (or Putrid, as he's known in the dressing room) into a post about flowers or something.
Shame on the Selhurst lot for chanting "You're the face of Pukka Pies" at Deano.
I thought there was nothing in life to smile about but I was wrong!
Gabrielle is gorgeous enough to put a smile on anyone's face plus we managed to beat Palace today by the way - not that I am rubbing it in or anything.)
xxxx
Of course not, Tess.
Has Phil Brown been borrowing Roberta's hormone pills?
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