"Most Successful Squad in 100 Years"

Team returns with record haul from foreign lands

from our award winning Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon*:





Hull City supporters again lined the streets of the town today to greet their heroes' triumphant return from the far off lands of Blackburn in Lancashire.


The team have amassed a record haul of 4 points from their first two games of their historic first Premiership season.




The Tigers have confounded doubters and critics who predicted that they would be relegated by Christmas.


Unable to conceal his delight, beaming boss Phil Brown spoke exclusively to Spraying the Rays.


"The lads have shown these pampered Premier League primadonnas a thing or two already," he said.


"At this rate it will be at least January before we face the harsh reality of being back in the same division as the likes of Crystal Palace next term," the grinning gaffer continued.


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