Spraying the Rays

The Alternative Radiographer

25 August 2008

"Most Successful Squad in 100 Years"

Team returns with record haul from foreign lands

from our award winning Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon*:

Hull City supporters again lined the streets of the town today to greet their heroes' triumphant return from the far off lands of Blackburn in Lancashire.

The team have amassed a record haul of 4 points from their first two games of their historic first Premiership season.

The Tigers have confounded doubters and critics who predicted that they would be relegated by Christmas.

Unable to conceal his delight, beaming boss Phil Brown spoke exclusively to Spraying the Rays.

"The lads have shown these pampered Premier League primadonnas a thing or two already," he said.

"At this rate it will be at least January before we face the harsh reality of being back in the same division as the likes of Crystal Palace next term," the grinning gaffer continued.

Next week: Spraying the Rays is 2 years old this month! We bring you pictures from the star studded celebrity bash at one of London's hottest nightspots!

*Advanced Scout Standard circa 1970


At 12:45 pm, August 26, 2008, Blogger Istvanski said...

Will that be pics from the star studded celebrity bash at The Griffin next Saturday?

At 2:43 pm, August 26, 2008, Blogger Howesy said...

Maybe, only Stray won't be there.
He's got a better offer, or sumfink.
AND he STILL hasn't taken the piss out of Fulham.

At 6:05 pm, August 26, 2008, Blogger Stray Photon said...

Fulham Smell!
There you go Howesey! Happy birthday!


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