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Boris Johnson has been elected Mayor of London;

Hull City are playing at Wembley this coming Saturday;

And Spraying the Rays' Beer and Football correspondent Stray Photon has managed to blag himself a ticket! *

Crikey, eh readers?

next week: We were Robbed! Full Match Report

*Actually, thanks are due to Mrs Photon for hanging on the phone/internet and landing one minutes before they sold out. And this is an artist's impression of the completed Wembley ticket: mine is considerably cheaper and apparently the seat is so far from the pitch that it's actually in Neasden.