Stray Photon: A Statement
Following a number of enquiries from readers of this blog (Hello Mum!) Stray Photon today released the following press statement:
"I would like to reassure all my female fans that at no time during my career in Nuclear Medicine have any of my organs or body parts been removed for research into the effects of Polonium-210.
Photon: funny walk
My unusual gait is the result of an unfortunate incident during the Punk Revolution of 1976, but I never talk about it. I can categorically state that I am just a much a man as I ever was.
Stray faces the press
Thank you for your attention."Stray Photon is 37 millicuries.
posted by Stray Photon @ 8:54 pm
5 Comments:
Why *did* you stop wearing that shiny purple wig?
Was it anything to do with the...you know...punk revolution?
Are you really a Vulcan?
Of course not. That would be illogical, Captain. (oops...what a giveaway!)
I feel another Windass post arriving shortly, what with today's result and the pitch invasion by followers of the wh*te sh*te.
It's almost as if I'm goading Stray to carry on upsetting Howesy with Deano related material.
Shame on me.
That's uncanny...
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