Out of Office Autoblogger

Hello Reader!

I am currently unavailable. For any urgent blogging needs please refer to the list of blogs to the right of this text.

Alternatively you can make up your own Spraying the Rays post. It's easy!

You will need:

1. moans about state of NHS and/or Hull City's last result
2. excuse to refer reader to Myspace site to listen to dreary dirge from the past
3. Weak joke about Polonium-210 even though this is no longer topical
4. unfunny mock scientific theory about something
5. picture of Dean Windass and/or Gabrielle Drake
6. plug for next post which never appears

Normal service will be resumed as soon as I think of something.

Bye!