Hull City Retirement Home Announcements

We would like to welcome a new resident to the DunScoring retirement complex:

Mr Ray Parlour has entered the building!

Parlour: two up front. (Have I done this one before?)

Well at least the condition of the pitch should improve. Not sure about the planned water feature though:

KC Stadium: sprinklers go up to 11.

Other announcements:

The management would politely request that residents refrain from disposing of cigarette butts in the toilets. (Yes, we're looking at you, Mr Windass!) After all, we don't piss in your ashtrays.





Next week: Silver-haired maestro of the wing Raich Carter signs a new five year contract.