Photon: Shocking New Pictures
The Masked Hacker writes:Hello Readers!
Yes, I've blagged myself into the blog again to bring your this appalling image:
Stray: "how you doin'?"
Under the Thirty Year Rule, I am now able to publish this shocking artist's impression of the what the elusive failed musician and isotope peddler Stray Photon might have looked like in 1981.
"Ding Dong," I hear you ladies say, or was that someone at the door? Following his recent liposuction and extensive plastic surgery, this is apparently more of less (actually there's much, much more) what SP looks like today. With glasses. And of course the left leg went in the infamous 1992 motorcycle crash. (are you reading this, Sir Paul?) Also he is completely bald these days as a result of the hair transplant not working out. Well he didn't know it had to be human hair, did he?
Sorry, what was that? Thirty years not up until 2012? Bollocks.
Under the Twenty-Five year rule etc etc... (cont. in 2094)
posted by Stray Photon @ 1:02 am
4 Comments:
Caption competition entry #1:
"Airfix old chap, would you mind holding this door frame together while we go and play the gig mate?" (whispered aside: "okay Mr Green, you've got the gig")
That could've been the Mother of all Quiffs.
Stray Photon is Quiff Mother
I understand it did used to get set on fire occaasionally through careless use of the old Zippo.
(that's the lighter, not the circus)
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