Hull City Hopefuls part 2
Hello Readers!
Here are some more nominated candidates for the vacant position of Manager at Hull City AFC. Remember; cast your vote via the Comments page by midnight on Sunday to ensure your favourite has a chance of their dream job!
Peter Taylor:
Pros: Knows the way to the ground. Steered his last club to two consecutive promotions.
Cons: Strong feeling of deja vu: has he managed Hull City before? Failed Crystal Palace coach.
Iain Dowie:
Pros: Proven track record in this division.
Cons: Failed Crystal Palace coach. (see Taylor, Peter)
Sergeant Ernest Bilko:
Pros: Creativity with club finances
Cons: Would probably want to play Doberman up front
David Bowie:
Pros: The Hull Connection: Spiders from Mars all hail from the city or its environs. And he's *so* Robert Swipe.
Cons: might find the commute from Switzerland a bit much at his age.
Zaphod Beeblebrox:
Pros: Two heads are better than one
Cons: Lives even further away than David Bowie
Peter Taylor:
Pros: Knows the way to the ground. Steered his last club to two consecutive promotions.
Cons: Very strong feeling of deja vu: Are you sure he hasn't managed Hull City before? Failed Crystal Palace coach.
BREAKING NEWS: Former Hull City manager Phil Parkinson looks set to take the helm at little known West London football club Brentford FC. This has led to speculation that other former employees of the Tigers may be looking to revive their flagging career with "The Bees":
Tomorrow: Late Nominations and a reported sighting of Stray Photon!
2 Comments:
What about Dean Dowie (bastard son of Windas and Iain)?
I'm sure he's in with as much a chance as the rest of 'em.
Having said that, my vote goes on Leroy Rosenior.
OH MY GOD NO !!!
Please say that the Windass rumours are scurulous STR news whipping.
I don't think I could pay money to see *that* in a bees shirt.
Mind you, I don't think I could pay money to see any bugger in a bees shirt at present.
Post a Comment
<< Home