the Masked Hacker Writes:

Hello Readers!

I've been monitoring this blog for a few weeks now, and let me tell you nothing annoys me more than bloggers hiding behind a profile photo they've downloaded off the Web in order to make themselves appear more glamorous, mysterious or enigmatic (or in Mr Photon's case all three).

I've hacked into Photon's blog tonight under cover of darkness to reveal just what he looks like. Don't let on readers! He'll never know. No blogger EVER looks at their own blog...I mean why would they?

Using software I swiped from the Pentagon last time I hacked into their system to find out who is going to win the next election (sorry folks; Republicans again), we can render Photon's image from the X Ray he currently uses on the blog. This software was last used to reveal the what Micheal Jackson would look like today if he hadn't gone all weird and that.

So, first we take the original X ray image;

and in stage 1 we render the skeletal structure;

Then by superimposing soft tissue over it we get a computed image showing the fleshy outline. we can even insert brain and stuff, although in Photon's case I feel this is a slight exageration:

and finally by pressing this button here we superimpose facial features such as hair, eyebrows etc. to gradually unmask Stray Photon!

er...hang on a minute...I don't think it's supposed to do that...and that can't be right...oh my God...SWITCH IT OFF! SWITCH IT OFF! Don't look readers...it's just too horrible...

I warned you...

Next week: what does Stray Photon sound like?