Reality TV: a step too far?
TV Guide
Saturday 28th October:
Pick of the Day
Parkinson (ITV; times vary)
Faking It (Channel 4; 4.47 pm)
Veteran TV chat show host Parkinson tries to pass himself off as manager of a Championship football team. All goes well until "Parky" is rumbled when he plays centre-back Damien Delaney on the left wing, with hilarious results;
Hull 0:1 Sunderland (Wallace 90)
Attend: 25512
Half-time: 0-0
Next week: Goalkeeping legend Peter Schmeichel has a go at ballroom dancing (OK, you're right, I made this last one up.)
posted by Stray Photon @ 7:04 pm
2 Comments:
Stray, how about pitching a new reality idea then?
I've been wondering about "Celebrity Gynaecology"...
Watch Gordon Ramsey with his fist up Vanessa Feltz...
Wonder at the sight of Moira Stewart's cervix as seen through a pin-hole camera operated by Timmy Mallett..
You get the idea.
I do get the idea, but have come over all faint and need to lie down for a while.
That's better.
But maybe something for the ladies too? Jan Francis performing a trans urethral cystoscopy on Les Dennis? Chantelle Houston off Big brother having a quick shuftie at Alvin Stardust's prostate?
We could be on to something big...which would explain the chronic retention...
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