Abuse of NHS resources: shock report
This one goes up to 11 (Teslas)
As a health care professional I am often asked how it would sound if you plugged your guitar into a MRI scanner.
To which I reply how the f**k would I know?
But hang on; turns out there's a bloke at my place who has done it; and it sounds like this.
I like him.
Wheres the f**king singer when you need to shift the amps?
Mind you I can't see it being very practical on a long tour. It'd be OK for a residency.
As long as it was in a radiology department.
More about this magnificent pioneer of rock and roll here.
Next week: How to build a drumkit out of an anaesthetic trolley.